I'm SO in the mood for french fries.
thejadedkiwano: … Never mind.
We’re walking in the air We’re floating in the moonlit sky The...– The Snowman, 1982
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
anoriginalurl: Look at that walk. It says “I’m one bad dude”